GROTON, Conn. – There will be a field trip from Robert E. Fitch Senior High School to visit the National Funeral for the 6-7 meme in Washington, D.C., taking place at the White House.

The national government has decided to hold a national funeral for 67 since Generation Z has decided it’s not funny anymore and is now known as cringy. The administration of Fitch High School felt it was very important for our students to say “goodbye” to this phrase that took up our lives for six or seven months. 

Some students aren’t able to let go and are disrupting class, and even some of their peers are starting to get worried. Some students have organized a protest on Sunday, June 7th, to keep this trend going, but the administration has decided to hold a town council assembly at the school on June 8 instead due to safety concerns.

“I feel like it’s important for us to say goodbye, some people can’t, and maybe this will give them a chance to let go of SIX SEVEN!!!!” said a student who would like to remain anonymous. “Sorry, sometimes I can’t help but scream it.”

Even parents are starting to get worried. Lots of Fitch High School students have this disability and can’t stop saying it whenever they see or hear something even remotely related to the two numbers. There has even been a 6-7% increase in students seeking guidance over this issue.

“All my son does is scream ‘six seven,’ he won’t stop,” claimed an anonymous parent. “I might have to take him to get help soon.” 

Despite all this worry, most students are excited about the opportunity to visit the White House and attend this national memorial. They will hopefully be relieved of this obsession.

This article is a work of satire, but 6-7 is totally dead. Seriously. It’s gone. It’s GONE. Let it go.