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The Onion Buys The Falcon Press
The Onion Buys The Falcon Press
Fitch Students Develop Telepathy To Communicate Following Cell Phone Ban
Fitch Students Develop Telepathy To Communicate Following Cell Phone Ban
Lazy Student Attempts Article For School Newspaper
Lazy Student Attempts Article For School Newspaper
Image taken and shared by students as the plant reportedly yelled ,“Feed me!”
Flesh-Eating Plant Appears at Fitch, Student Population Drops
Teacher Decorates Bulletin Board with Child’s Awful Artwork
Teacher Decorates Bulletin Board with Child’s Awful Artwork
Fitch Cheer Wins Big In ECC Championship
Fitch Cheer Wins Big In ECC Championship
Credit: Fitch Boy's Track Instagram (www.instagram.com/fitchboys.track)
Indoor Track Faces Off in CIAC State Open
Credit: Fitch Boy’s Track Instagram (www.instagram.com/fitchboys.track)
Fitch Indoor Track Takes Third and Fifth At ECC’s
The Chiefs defeated the Eagles in Super Bowl LVII two years ago. Will this year bring the same result?
Super Bowl LIX: Worst Case Scenario
Fencing Competes in 2025 Inigo Montoya Invitational
Fencing Competes in 2025 Inigo Montoya Invitational
Mr. Crump In A Good Mood
Mr. Crump In A Good Mood
Junior Xavier Goode drives downcourt during the CIAC Division III Championship Game against Bunnell.
Falcons Come Up Short In CIAC Division III Championships
Pandemic Reflections
Pandemic Reflections
Coach Ellis receives his honors as the Mike Ellis Gymnasium is named after him. (Credit: Mark Russell)
Fitch Honors Mike Ellis At Renaming Ceremony
2024 Year In Review
2024 Year In Review
Photo Credit: Natalie Newberry
Club Showcase: Pottery Club
Nintendo is about to upgrade from its previous console (pictured above).
Previewing the Nintendo Switch 2
Club Showcase: Puzzle Club
Club Showcase: Puzzle Club
A Guide to Midterms for Freshmen
A Guide to Midterms for Freshmen
Our Favorite Holiday Movies, Part 12
Our Favorite Holiday Movies, Part 12
Thoughts on the 2025 Academy Awards
Thoughts on the 2025 Academy Awards
‘Squid Game’ Season 2 Even Better Than The First (Spoiler Alert)
‘Squid Game’ Season 2 Even Better Than The First (Spoiler Alert)
Credit: halfuur (https://web.archive.org/web/20161020060649/http://www.panoramio.com/photo/64963399)
If I Had a Nickel For Every Time Kevin McCallister Was Left Alone, I’d Have 2 Nickels. Which Isn’t a Lot, But It’s Weird That It Only Happened Twice
A New Shadow Game After 19 Years
A New Shadow Game After 19 Years
Credit: Kenny Sun (CC-SA) (https://www.flickr.com/photos/kennyysun/36100904785/)
Kendrick Lamar Drops A New Classic with ‘GNX’
Is It “GIF” Or “GIF”? I Mean, We All Know That The Creator Of The GIF Said It Was “GIF” But Everyone Disagrees And Says That “GIF” Stands For “Graphics Interchange Format”! I’m Here To Say My Opinion And Not State A Fact So Don’t Get Angry At Me For My Opinion On The Pronunciation Of “GIF.” Bear With Me And Understand My In-Depth Opinion On If It’s “GIF” Or If It’s “GIF”!
Is It “GIF” Or “GIF”? I Mean, We All Know That The Creator Of The GIF Said It Was “GIF” But Everyone Disagrees And Says That “GIF” Stands For “Graphics Interchange Format”! I’m Here To Say My Opinion And Not State A Fact So Don’t Get Angry At Me For My Opinion On The Pronunciation Of “GIF.” Bear With Me And Understand My In-Depth Opinion On If It’s “GIF” Or If It’s “GIF”!
Redefining the American Dream: A New Perspective
Redefining the American Dream: A New Perspective
An Open Letter to Rep. Joe Courtney
An Open Letter to Rep. Joe Courtney
I Agree With The Onion on Gun Control
I Agree With The Onion on Gun Control
AI 'Art' Isn't Real Art
AI ‘Art’ Isn’t Real Art
CIAC Division III Championships
CIAC Division III Championships
Mike Ellis Gymnasium Commemoration
Mike Ellis Gymnasium Commemoration
Powderpuff 2024
Powderpuff 2024
Sophomore Bella Ilvento
Fitch or Treat
Northern Lights from Groton, closer to Avery Point.
Northern Lights Over Groton, Mystic
The Onion Buys The Falcon Press
The Onion Buys The Falcon Press
Fitch Students Develop Telepathy To Communicate Following Cell Phone Ban
Fitch Students Develop Telepathy To Communicate Following Cell Phone Ban
Lazy Student Attempts Article For School Newspaper
Lazy Student Attempts Article For School Newspaper
Image taken and shared by students as the plant reportedly yelled ,“Feed me!”
Flesh-Eating Plant Appears at Fitch, Student Population Drops
Teacher Decorates Bulletin Board with Child’s Awful Artwork
Teacher Decorates Bulletin Board with Child’s Awful Artwork
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